I am Cat Jesus
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aro-rusco:

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It’s astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I’ve got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the Time Warp

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Drinking those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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It’s just a jump to the left

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And then a step to the riiight

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With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tiiight

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But it’s the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insaaane

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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It’s so dreamy

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Oh fantasy free me

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So you can’t see me

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No not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well-secluded, I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You’re into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You’re spaced out on sensation

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Like you’re under sedation

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Well, I was walking down the street

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Just having a think

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When a snake of a guy

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Gave me an evil wink

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Well it shook me up

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It took me by surprise

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He had a pick-up truck

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And the devil’s eyes

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He stared at me

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And I felt a change

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Time meant nothing

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Never would again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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It’s just a jump to the left

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And then a step to the riiight

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With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tiiight

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But it’s the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insaaane

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

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~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

dean-winchesters-mystery-spot:

(Sorry, not fandom related) but I have this question for anyone who thinks they have good advice. I can’t stand with my feet together because my knees touch way before I can’t get my feet together…like I PHYSICALLY can’t (well, I can, but it hurts my knees really bad). I have tried doing butterfly stretches and that didn’t do anything. Though I do understand I am not exactly “skinny” or “fit” I have seen other girls my size that can put their feet together with no problem.I walk kinda funny because my knees hit each other if I walk with them too close. Should I go to the doctor about this? Is there something else I can do on my own?

My neighbors daughter has an even more severe form of something like this. It looks messed up how she walks. 
You way need to see a doctor and let them know it hurts, don’t let them shrug it off with stretches to do!

dean-winchesters-mystery-spot:

(Sorry, not fandom related) but I have this question for anyone who thinks they have good advice. I can’t stand with my feet together because my knees touch way before I can’t get my feet together…like I PHYSICALLY can’t (well, I can, but it hurts my knees really bad). I have tried doing butterfly stretches and that didn’t do anything. Though I do understand I am not exactly “skinny” or “fit” I have seen other girls my size that can put their feet together with no problem.I walk kinda funny because my knees hit each other if I walk with them too close. Should I go to the doctor about this? Is there something else I can do on my own?

My neighbors daughter has an even more severe form of something like this. It looks messed up how she walks.

You way need to see a doctor and let them know it hurts, don’t let them shrug it off with stretches to do!

maja-stina:

Just woken up, gonna practice some #pole! #poledancing #polefitness #glutes #progress #progresspic #legs #thighs

maja-stina:

Just woken up, gonna practice some #pole! #poledancing #polefitness #glutes #progress #progresspic #legs #thighs

Thighs are meant to be thick.
Wise words I needed from a friend (via blue-eleanor)
girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

did-you-kno:

A rare spotting of a “blond” chinstrap penguin occurred recently in Antarctica. This unusual coloring is due to a genetic mutation which restricts the spread of pigment to the feathers.  Source

did-you-kno:

A rare spotting of a “blond” chinstrap penguin occurred recently in Antarctica. This unusual coloring is due to a genetic mutation which restricts the spread of pigment to the feathers. 
Source

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
sixpenceee:

nerdalert656:

So my dad has deer cameras installed near his hunting spot and it doesn’t move, but this was the only pic to have this. Ignore the deer derping, theres a mutherfuckin ghost being dragged to hell behind it.

Yikes!

sixpenceee:

nerdalert656:

So my dad has deer cameras installed near his hunting spot and it doesn’t move, but this was the only pic to have this. Ignore the deer derping, theres a mutherfuckin ghost being dragged to hell behind it.

Yikes!

sixpenceee:

HOW THE MOKIN CHILDREN ARE ABLE TO SEE WITH AMAZING CLARITY UNDERWATER

The Mokin are a group in Thailand that are nomadic and have a sea-based culture. 

In the sea there is less light, so usually one’s iris will dilate. But the Mokin have an adaption where instead of dilating, they constrict as much as possible. 

This allows them to see with much better clarity. Recent studies suggest that any child can quickly learn this trick. It exemplifies how well our brain adapts to our environment. 

SOURCE 

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gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

kr-studios:

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

HELP I CAN’T READ IT

pomp-adourable:

99percentinvisible:

The photo series ‘Per Color’ reveals the intentional design of supermarkets, where  colorful packaging lures us to products which we’ve lost every natural relation to.

God do I love shit like this