I am Cat Jesus
eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

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who looks at us

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the way Kristen Bell

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looks at sloths.

versaceslut:

me:

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you:

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We need to reversed that

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

r-efracted:

grumkle:

lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this 
please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

this is supported by snopes as well.

poor elephants :(

r-efracted:

grumkle:

lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this

#2: stop reblogging this 

please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

this is supported by snopes as well.

poor elephants :(

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

10knotes:


Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
teenrxcket:

Set It Off
Warped Tour 2013
Cincinnati, Ohio

Can’t believe this was like a year ago :/

teenrxcket:

Set It Off

Warped Tour 2013

Cincinnati, Ohio

Can’t believe this was like a year ago :/

thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

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lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

tbdressfashion:

skeleton bathing suit

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

onlylolgifs:

Brazil 1-7 Germany

Advice?

dismantle-me-down—repair:

Anyone who has been pregnant, can you please tell me how long it took for you to feel effects. It’s been 5 days since my last time and it was 2 or 3 days after my last period. He pulled out, but I’m terrified cause I really don’t need this right now.

I wish you luck!!! D: Don’t freak out too much! Easier said then done but still.