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YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.
We need to reversed that
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth
I love elephants more than anything
#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this
we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know
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poor elephants :(
Set It Off
Warped Tour 2013
Can’t believe this was like a year ago :/
when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.
Brazil 1-7 Germany
Anyone who has been pregnant, can you please tell me how long it took for you to feel effects. It’s been 5 days since my last time and it was 2 or 3 days after my last period. He pulled out, but I’m terrified cause I really don’t need this right now.
I wish you luck!!! D: Don’t freak out too much! Easier said then done but still.