I am Cat Jesus

Made dead baby meme. Long overdue! Feel free to spread them around. No hate, please. Just a twisted sense of humor <3

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

Im the upside down cat, SCORE

Im the upside down cat, SCORE

becca-morley:

adventures in school

fuckingwhiskey:

the stages of menstruation

  • bleeding so much that you question the fact that you’re not dying
  • bleeding suddenly stops and u think you’re done
  • bleeding all over your favorite pair of underwear because u thought u were done
  • THE BROWN STUFF
  • running out of tampons and needing to buy more
  • not needing the tampons u just bought because you stop bleeding
theroguefeminist:

this is me
the biggest irony is that when i was a kid i literally collected bookmarks but i still never used them and did shit like this lol

^Im not alone

theroguefeminist:

this is me

the biggest irony is that when i was a kid i literally collected bookmarks but i still never used them and did shit like this lol

^Im not alone

phantom-quantum:

that-spooky-tardis-sound:

jon-egbert:

sassy-lesbian-lorax:

mpregbert:

feffery:


is that hitler


hes there twice

whats going on in this picture

this picture just gets weirder and weirder every time it comes back

this post has no source

THIS POST IS HAUNTED

phantom-quantum:

that-spooky-tardis-sound:

jon-egbert:

sassy-lesbian-lorax:

mpregbert:

feffery:

image

is that hitler

image

hes there twice

whats going on in this picture

this picture just gets weirder and weirder every time it comes back

this post has no source

THIS POST IS HAUNTED

My favorite awkward penguin memes of the week

chileanprince:

Part of your no

A whole new no

The circle of no

Sonaaaa

vixxey:

thisgingersnapsback:

I will never not reblog this.

do you think the ride attendant’s ever just know someone’s gonna get on the log and pull this shit?

I did make this!

I did make this!

aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.